This One Goes Out To You!

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in , , | Posted on 10/20/2009 10:18:00 PM

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I always knew one day I would have have fans. And I even knew that I might have an obsessed stalker or two in my lifetime. I just really didn't expect it to be right now in my life. Because honestly aside from being really, really awesome, I haven't accomplished a whole lot just yet. But you know, I don't want to sell myself short and I have decided to embrace this new celebrity I have...cause having 1 fan officially makes you a celebrity right, haha! Anyways, I was sent this message earlier today, and I feel as my first fan, I owe it to her to not only mention her in my blog, but also to touch on some of the topics she has provided for me. So here you go Sam!

Original Message:
"K so I'm really sick of seeing those queer emo lyrics on your blog. You are not a member of Dashboard Confessional. It is time to move on. So to help out I made this list of possible topics you can write about:
1. When and how you lost your In and Out virginity
2. What would Brandon Lagao do for a Klondike bar
3. Why do guys wear earrings? It really bothers me
4. A Ghostwriter "where are they now" flashback (I would say Bug Juice but my brother already did a blog about that-true story)
5. Candy corn-wtf. why are they so gross? who really eats them??
6. The guy with the spikey hair that sat next to me during Catch Phrase-what's up with that? Is he on drugs? Mental disorder? Too much black hair dye?
7. Girls and slutty Halloween costumes.
8. Why do black people suntan
9. Your vs. you're...why do people not know the difference!?!?!?!?!?
10.. Pescatarians!?!?!? Who even made up that term? Just eat some freakin meat or don't but don't be half ass.
You're welcome. "


1. When and how you lost your In and Out virginity?

Well, this is actually a very fond memory and I remember it well. I was between the age of 8-10, and on my way home from a ski trip. A little known fact about me is that I used to be a great skier as a youngin'. Not anything crazy like freestyle but before I transitioned to snowboarding, I used to do a little downhill slalom racing. Anyways, on this particular trip I was coming home from either Mt. High or Bear. My mom was part of some ski club, and her friend Susan was part of the ski patrol. For some reason, i'm not sure why, I was driving home to San Diego with just Susan. And for some reason, i'm not sure why, we were driving through Orange County. By the way, this was actually my first memory of the OC too. So, it was time to eat and Susan asked me if I ever had In-N-Out. I hadn't, so she took me to the In-N-Out off of Avery on the 5 freeway. She told me it was the "original" location and that I would love it.

#1- I just found out it is not the original location: History of In-N-Out
#2- I did not love it.

I know #2 sounds like blasphemy now, but when I had it for the first time, I really hated the fries. And the burger was really good, but I had no idea about the "secret menu" so i couldn't customize it like I do now (double-double, whole grilled onions, chopped chili's, protein style). And lastly there was some stiff competition...the only other fast food I can remember having at that age was Rally's, and to this day I have never had a better fry than the fries at Rally's, MMMmmm!

2. What would Brandon Lagao do for a Klondike bar?

Well, if I really, really wanted one, I guess I would just Pay $1.50 + tax. They aren't very good. I'd rather have a fudge bar or even a Push-up. Or better yet, Thrifty's Chocolate Malted Crunch!

3. Why do guys wear earrings? It really bothers me.

Well this is kind of awkward given the fact that I had plugs for a few years... But to answer your question, I guess its cause some guys just like to accessorize :) I DO NOT understand why anyone would rock the one earring though. Or even multiple piercings in both ears. Or two hoops! That stuff bothers me too. I would say its kind of along the same lines as why a dude would get a Cherry Blossom tattooed on them, haha!

4. A Ghostwriter "where are they now" flashback (I would say Bug Juice but my brother already did a blog about that-true story)

This definitely requires some research and an additional post. Coming Soon...

5. Candy corn-wtf. why are they so gross? who really eats them??

Seriously! What are they sugar flavored wax? Can you get them year-round or just during the Halloween season? And if so, are there people out there who are like, "Geez, I can't wait for Halloween, I can't wait to eat me some candy corn!"...kind of like the Pumpkin spice latte phenomenon. And they're not even corn or even corn flavored! Candy Corn = Lies. And I hate them. Man this question really fired me up.

Comedian Lewis Black seems to be on the same page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8yuvMsvNqY

6. The guy with the spikey hair that sat next to me during Catch Phrase-what's up with that? Is he on drugs? Mental disorder? Too much black hair dye?

Hahaha! Inside Joke. But seriously, what the heck!? Who do you invite to your house parties Samantha?! If I was courting a girl and I brought her as my date, that guy would've somehow, someway, ruined my chances just by association. If it wasn't for your amazing nacho spread, laminated drink menu, and beautiful roasted corn, I would've dipped out of there early

My Nachos.

7. Girls and slutty Halloween costumes.

Since when did Halloween become national Dress like a Skank Day? Can women even find non-slutty costumes anymore? Its funny too, cause some of the sweetest, reserved girls take this one and only day out of the year to whore it up a little. It really just shows where the world is at today.

On a much cooler sidenote: When I was in elementary school, I literally was a pumpkin every year for Halloween. I had a little poofy pumpkin suit with a pumpkin stem for a hat. I obviously looked really cute and got a laugh out of it every year, but come on Mom could we not maybe switch it up a little?

I think i've made up for the lack of creativity in my childhood costumes over the past few years though:
2005: Mexican Gardner (Not too creative, but it did get me this pretty girl :))
2006: Interactive Myspace. People could leave a comment, view more pics, the works. Best costume ever.

2007: Panda (I'm gonna re-do this one)


2008: God's Gift to Women

8. Why do black people suntan?
For the most part, they don't. But if they ever do, its solely to get their fill of vitamin D. You see your body makes vitamin D when you are exposed to the ultraviolet B (UVB) rays in sunlight. You probably need from 5 to 30 minutes of exposure to the skin on your face, arms, back or legs (without sunscreen) twice every week.
9. Your vs. you're...why do people not know the difference!?!?!?!?!?
Simple answer: They're stupid. Our education system is on a downward spiral. And that is why I am becoming an elementary school teacher. I will mold minds and every one of my students will know the difference between Your & You're.
10.. Pescatarians!?!?!? Who even made up that term? Just eat some freakin meat or don't, but don't be half ass.
Hahaha, you're a jerk. I could just call myself a Vegetarian but then i'd technically be lying.
"A pescatarian (aka a pescevegetarian or a pesco-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any animals other than fish or other types of seafood. They may or may not also exclude other animal products like eggs and dairy from their diet. The diet has strong similarities to a traditional Mediterranean diet. It is quite common for someone to refer to themselves as a 'vegetarian' and to think it normal for a vegetarian to include fish and seafood, when in reality they are a pescetarian."
The Merriam-Webster dictionary dates the origin of the term "pescetarian" to 1993 and defines it to mean: "one whose diet includes fish but no meat.
Get off my back already! I have absolutely no reason for doing it, but I like it :)
Thanks for the inspiration Sam! You've allowed me to be creative while still keeping with the lazy spirit. In fact, the concept seems eerily similar to Lawn Chair Basketball, hahaha!

"Miles Don't Mean Anything" - Eye Alaska

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 10/06/2009 05:17:00 PM

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And I've been unable, to push you away.
You had me able, to understand life like a game we play.
You're not afraid of it all.
And I've been unable, to get you away.
To talk about the things, I wish I could say.
Do you know your worth?
'Cause everyday I pray for your world.

...When you're not around, I hope somehow that you can feel me.
'Cause miles don't mean anything.
















(When I fall, I fall hard.)

Mercy House Fundraiser @ Proof Bar

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 10/05/2009 02:23:00 PM

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Hey OC friends, if you're not planning on watching the MNF game tonight and aren't part of the MN Futbol crew, YOU should make it a priority to give back to the community tonight by supporting Mercy House at Proof Bar in Santa Ana. 25% of sales between 5 and 8 go towards an amazing cause in a time when people need their help the most.

Learn more here: www.mercyhouse.net

Proof Bar looks pretty awesome too: www.proofbar.com

"You Need A Man Around Here"

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 10/05/2009 01:18:00 PM

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The first and only time i've ever gone to a country concert was during a past relationship. To be honest, she was the only reason I went. Before then, I was never really into country. In fact I was one of those people who would say, "I love all different types of music...except country." But I had a great time at that show, loved the music, and ever since i've dedicated one of my car radio's presets to country.



This weekend I had a chance to go to another country concert. Only difference was that this time I was single and it is an entirely different experience. Two buddies of mine talked me into heading up to Orange County for Go Fest 2009 where Brad Paisley and Dierks Bentley were headlining. The festival was great and I had a blast listening to good music and hanging out with my friends. One thing that I want to point out, is that the girl to guy ratio at this place felt like it was 10:1. The only guys there were either 909'ers or with their gf's....goldmine. And let's be honest, who can resist a handsome half-filipino in flannel. Although this ratio wasn't my intention for going, it definitely was a pleasant surprise. I guess I didn't realize this phenomenon at my first country concert because I was there with a girlfriend and obviously I was too faithful to even notice :) You'll know where to find me at the next big concert.

I Got No Beef With Beef.

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 10/02/2009 12:39:00 PM

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“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” - A. Whitney Brown

I'm on day 3 of vegetarianism. Well actually, i'm not really a vegetarian because i'm allowing myself to eat fish. So I can only really say that i'm a Semi-Vegetarian, Pesco-Vegetarian, or my favorite a Pescetarian. Don't really ask me why though. I don't have a definitive answer for that.


Back in the summer of 2004, I was a pescatarian for about 4 months. I had no real reason for doing it back then either. Through college, I was working at a farmers market and delicious, fresh fruits and vegetables we widely available to me for free. So one day I decided to cut all meats out of my diet. It's pretty much as simple as that. I made a decision in my head and stuck to it. I also remember the moment I decided to eat meat again. It was my little brother's high school graduation and we were having a party at our house in Eastlake. My parents sent me to a chinese food restaurant down the street to pick up the trays of food. There was an abundant amount of cashew chicken, chow mein, snow peas and shrimp, kung pao, and my ultimate downfall- these chinese hot wings. They were deep fried goodness, smothered in garlic, red pepper, and salt. Yum! I remember salivating the whole way home. Eventually I broke down and tore through those wings. Being half black, there should be no surprise here :)


So now, 5 years later, i'm back on the road of pescatarianism. I'm not doing it for ethical, religious, or environmental concerns. I'm not even doing it for dietary reasons. I also just found out that about 60% of vegetarians are women and its not even about that! ...well maybe, haha. I guess the only real reason why, would be because it gives me discipline. It causes me to think a little bit. Shows me that if I put my mind to something, its not really all that hard. And to me at least, it makes my life a little bit more odd and interesting.


So 2.5 days down and I don't know how much longer to go. I have no timeline, but I can assure you I will have a steak again at some point in my life. I'll update via blog next time I eat meat.

Love,

Brandon Lagao

Haha, i just thought this picture was hilarious. Who eats koala!?