And so it is done.

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/30/2008 12:09:00 PM

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Lane Kiffin: Youngest NFL head coach ever to be hired. Youngest NFL head coach ever to be fired.

Kiffin got the news in a phone call. In announcing the move, the team issued a two-sentence statement:

"Lane Kiffin has been released as head coach of the Oakland Raiders for cause. The Raiders will address the media at 2 p.m. this afternoon at the team's permanent facility in Alameda."


Seriously!? That's just dirty. Getting fired over the phone is like getting dumped via text message by your girlfriend of over a year. Or since it is a league as prestigious as the NFL, I would even compare it to receiving a call from your newlywed wife informing you that she is looking for someone else and that the divorce papers are in the mail.

Good luck to you Lane. Maybe Al Davis will screw you out of the rest of the $ on your contract and you can move on to be a successful coach somewhere else too, just like he did with Shanahan 20 years ago.

I'm just so happy Amare is one of my Keepers...

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/29/2008 03:53:00 PM

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I wish I was a Father already! I am absolutely positive that Yo Gabba Gabba! would be the way we started off every day. Life just wouldn't get much better than that.


Well Thats a First.

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/29/2008 03:48:00 PM

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I got my car washed today at lunch. As they were drying it, it started to rain. Thats never happened to me before. But since I can just expense it, I found it to be pretty funny.

Asians can't drive! Get it!?!?

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/22/2008 10:43:00 PM

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If I were a professional comedian I would write a joke that somehow asked the question, "Where is the worst place to drive in America?" And the answer/punchline would be "The parking lot of 99 Ranch Market in Irvine"

Trust me, it would be funny. It has all the key ingredients: its local, its racial, and its funny cause its true!!!

You heard it here first.

I'm Not A Damn Crytographer!!!

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/16/2008 04:20:00 PM

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These Word Verifications are starting to get ridiculous. They are trying to make it so sites like these can't be spammed. But I seriously can't even figure it out for myself half the time. I'm not a robot!

I feel like every time I want to blog, I have to go through my own personal DaVinci Code experience.

My Bittersweet Weekend

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/15/2008 10:32:00 PM

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I'm in 3 different fantasy football leagues...and after 2 weeks in the books, I still haven't won a game. This has never happened to me before. What the hell is going on? But still, I am keeping positive and I know my teams will start playing like they should.

On a better note, The Raiders won!!! 23-8 over Kansas City


The best part was watching McFadden and Bush tear it up. The worst part was knowing McFadden was on Barney's squad. Even though it was the Chiefs, a win is still a win--and the Raiders are in 2nd place in the AFC West...I can't remember the last time I could say that. Holla!



Cindy McCain is Awesome. Period.

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/10/2008 05:26:00 PM

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They are making it so easy for me to vote for them :)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/e60/news/story?id=3571491&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1

"85"

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/06/2008 08:35:00 PM

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I think it would be hilarious if Chad Ocho Cinco gets traded to another team and can't wear the number 85 because a veteran on the team already wears it. haha!


So does that make it Mexican Food?

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/06/2008 08:28:00 PM

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Why would a Chinese person ever eat at Pick Up Stix? They can get the real stuff at home whenever they want...

Maybe its because mexicans are cooking it.

Google Chrome

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/05/2008 08:43:00 AM

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It makes my heart happy...

http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/



UPDATE:
http://www.youtube.com/google

Just a thought...

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/03/2008 10:10:00 PM

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I think its pretty funny when people that are going to the gym drive around for minutes trying to find the closest spot to the entrance in a packed parking lot, when about 30 yards away are tons of open spaces.

Umm, am I missing something here? Isn't the whole reason you're at the gym is to get some exercise!?! Those are the daily decisions that can really make a difference...stairs or elevator, sit or stand, park close or park just a little further away with ease.

It makes sense to me, but what do I know...

Just a thought...

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/03/2008 12:36:00 PM

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I think its funny when people record their answering machine message in the third person:

"hi you've reached, Willoughby's voicemail. Willoughby can't come to the phone right now but..."

Dude are you serious? I can tell thats your voice! Don't act like you have an assistant that records your messages for you and it just so happens that your assistant is also a master impressionist.

I don't know, its just a thought...

Cheers to new beginnings!

Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in | Posted on 9/02/2008 11:26:00 PM

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September 2nd, 2008... I spent Tuesday night proving that the art of blogging is alive and well... maybe just a little more public then Journaling. (Look away in deep thought, smirk, and look back at computer screen.) A small price to pay for an outlet for my thoughts. (screen fades out)

If Doogie Howser was writing this blog, above is what it would look like. I've been watching all of the Doogie Howser, M.D. episodes on Hulu.com and it inspired me to start blogging again. Haha, how awesome am I!?

I decided to leave the world of xanga and give blogger a shot. This time it will be different. I was reading through all of my past posts on xanga and although many of them made me laugh, most were just emotionally driven thoughts/blurbs/lyrics/etc... about things in my past better off forgotten. So anyways, i'm learning new things everyday and it'll be good to have an outlet to share them with the world. Good night!