We All Get Older, We Don't All Get Grown.

"K so I'm really sick of seeing those queer emo lyrics on your blog. You are not a member of Dashboard Confessional. It is time to move on. So to help out I made this list of possible topics you can write about:

1. When and how you lost your In and Out virginity

2. What would Brandon Lagao do for a Klondike bar

3. Why do guys wear earrings? It really bothers me

4. A Ghostwriter "where are they now" flashback (I would say Bug Juice but my brother already did a blog about that-true story)

5. Candy corn-wtf. why are they so gross? who really eats them??

6. The guy with the spikey hair that sat next to me during Catch Phrase-what's up with that? Is he on drugs? Mental disorder? Too much black hair dye?

7. Girls and slutty Halloween costumes.

8. Why do black people suntan

9. Your vs. you're...why do people not know the difference!?!?!?!?!?

10.. Pescatarians!?!?!? Who even made up that term? Just eat some freakin meat or don't but don't be half ass.

You're welcome. "

Well, this is actually a very fond memory and I remember it well. I was between the age of 8-10, and on my way home from a ski trip. A little known fact about me is that I used to be a great skier as a youngin'. Not anything crazy like freestyle but before I transitioned to snowboarding, I used to do a little downhill slalom racing. Anyways, on this particular trip I was coming home from either Mt. High or Bear. My mom was part of some ski club, and her friend Susan was part of the ski patrol. For some reason, i'm not sure why, I was driving home to San Diego with just Susan. And for some reason, i'm not sure why, we were driving through Orange County. By the way, this was actually my first memory of the OC too. So, it was time to eat and Susan asked me if I ever had In-N-Out. I hadn't, so she took me to the In-N-Out off of Avery on the 5 freeway. She told me it was the "original" location and that I would love it.

#1- I just found out it is not the original location: History of In-N-Out

#2- I did not love it.

I know #2 sounds like blasphemy now, but when I had it for the first time, I really hated the fries. And the burger was really good, but I had no idea about the "secret menu" so i couldn't customize it like I do now (double-double, whole grilled onions, chopped chili's, protein style). And lastly there was some stiff competition...the only other fast food I can remember having at that age was Rally's, and to this day I have never had a better fry than the fries at Rally's, MMMmmm!

Well, if I really, really wanted one, I guess I would just Pay $1.50 + tax. They aren't very good. I'd rather have a fudge bar or even a Push-up. Or better yet, Thrifty's Chocolate Malted Crunch!

Well this is kind of awkward given the fact that I had plugs for a few years... But to answer your question, I guess its cause some guys just like to accessorize :) I DO NOT understand why anyone would rock the one earring though. Or even multiple piercings in both ears. Or two hoops! That stuff bothers me too. I would say its kind of along the same lines as why a dude would get a Cherry Blossom tattooed on them, haha!

This definitely requires some research and an additional post. Coming Soon...

Seriously! What are they sugar flavored wax? Can you get them year-round or just during the Halloween season? And if so, are there people out there who are like, "Geez, I can't wait for Halloween, I can't wait to eat me some candy corn!"...kind of like the Pumpkin spice latte phenomenon. And they're not even corn or even corn flavored! Candy Corn = Lies. And I hate them. Man this question really fired me up.

Comedian Lewis Black seems to be on the same page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8yuvMsvNqY

Since when did Halloween become national Dress like a Skank Day? Can women even find non-slutty costumes anymore? Its funny too, cause some of the sweetest, reserved girls take this one and only day out of the year to whore it up a little. It really just shows where the world is at today.

On a much cooler sidenote: When I was in elementary school, I literally was a pumpkin every year for Halloween. I had a little poofy pumpkin suit with a pumpkin stem for a hat. I obviously looked really cute and got a laugh out of it every year, but come on Mom could we not maybe switch it up a little?

I think i've made up for the lack of creativity in my childhood costumes over the past few years though:

2005: Mexican Gardner (Not too creative, but it did get me this pretty girl :))

2006: Interactive Myspace. People could leave a comment, view more pics, the works. Best costume ever.

2007: Panda (I'm gonna re-do this one)

2008: God's Gift to Women

For the most part, they don't. But if they ever do, its solely to get their fill of vitamin D. You see your body makes vitamin D when you are exposed to the ultraviolet B (UVB) rays in sunlight. You probably need from 5 to 30 minutes of exposure to the skin on your face, arms, back or legs (without sunscreen) twice every week.

Simple answer: They're stupid. Our education system is on a downward spiral. And that is why I am becoming an elementary school teacher. I will mold minds and every one of my students will know the difference between Your & You're.

Hahaha, you're a jerk. I could just call myself a Vegetarian but then i'd technically be lying.

"A pescatarian (aka a pescevegetarian or a pesco-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any animals other than fish or other types of seafood. They may or may not also exclude other animal products like eggs and dairy from their diet. The diet has strong similarities to a traditional Mediterranean diet. It is quite common for someone to refer to themselves as a 'vegetarian' and to think it normal for a vegetarian to include fish and seafood, when in reality they are a pescetarian."

The Merriam-Webster dictionary dates the origin of the term "pescetarian" to 1993 and defines it to mean: "one whose diet includes fish but no meat.

Get off my back already! I have absolutely no reason for doing it, but I like it :)