Asians can't drive! Get it!?!?
Posted by Brandon Lagao | Posted in Just Thinking...That's All. | Posted on 9/22/2008 10:43:00 PM
If I were a professional comedian I would write a joke that somehow asked the question, "Where is the worst place to drive in America?" And the answer/punchline would be "The parking lot of 99 Ranch Market in Irvine"
Trust me, it would be funny. It has all the key ingredients: its local, its racial, and its funny cause its true!!!
You heard it here first.
Trust me, it would be funny. It has all the key ingredients: its local, its racial, and its funny cause its true!!!
You heard it here first.
And you driving in the parking lot is only perpetuating the problem.
Don't be silly, you know i'm not asian. Now, if you meant my limo-tinted windows impairing my driving skills, then yes, you'd be correct.
the sooner you realize that pinoys are asian the better you will be
Don't even start. Just cause you made a trip to my Homeland doesn't make you an expert on Geography.
btw, i'm headed out there on April 1 to April 15th. So much Balut, so little time.
tan skin and semi-slanted eyes = B-La-G the Asian Man.
It sounds like you have 15 days to find a wife. From what I hear you'll have many beautiful women to choose from. Plus you'll only need like 200 bucks to live like a king. I'm hoping to head out there next summer with Alex.
sounds more like: tan skin and beautiful almond shaped eyes = B-La-G the sexy (islander) man.
Quit trying to pick up on me. homo.
Yeah, from what my family says they have beautiful pinays just lined up waiting for me. If my looks don't do it for me, my secret backup weapon is going to be the greencard offer.
If I end up staying out there for good, you and Alex can stay at my spot. I can probably afford a mansion there. Jobing.com- Manila?
I can't wait to stay at the jobing.com mansion. Will you have fountains flowing with Dom and Goose? That would be over the top.
I'm pretty sure you're family isn't lying to you. Norm went last year and went from adamantly not liking Asian women to loving them. That's all it took to convince me.
I'm about to write a hooters update so be sure to check it out. Oh, and don't act like you don't enjoy me hitting on you!
So I was under the impression that the only homo-erotic communication you had was with Kid Walton. Now I find out that it is also with Sissy. Very interesting.
Also they are some cute flip women over there. Except they won't follow you around because they will think you are one of them and not american because you look like an asian, just like them.