We All Get Older, We Don't All Get Grown.

My Zune is experiencing the same problems. Fingers crossed that they can't fix the problem and give me a brand new Zune :)

-B




"Users baffled as Zune MP3 players freeze up"

(CNN) -- Baffled consumers are griping about a mysterious glitch that appeared to cause thousands of Zune music players to simultaneously stop working late Tuesday and early Wednesday.

Microsoft issued the first Zune portable music player in 2006 to compete with the iPod.

Internet message boards have been flooded with complaints about Zune's 30GB models freezing, prompting Y2K-like speculation about end-of-year hardware or software problems.
"It seems that every Zune on the planet has just frozen up and will not work," posted a Mountain Home, Idaho, user on CNN's iReport.com. "I have 3 and they all in the same night stopped working."
Another iReporter said he was working the night shift at a Toys R Us store in Puerto Rico when his Zune player and the Zunes of four co-workers all failed about 1:30 a.m. ET Wednesday.
"It froze and there was no way to turn it off so you just have to wait until the batteries went dead. You can't push any buttons or anything," Carlos Colon told CNN. Colon said he owns a first-generation 30GB model.
Other users report their Zunes reboot but freeze when the startup status bar reaches 100 percent. A post on Zune.net titled "Help-frozen zune!!!!" had attracted more than 19,000 comments by Wednesday afternoon.
Some Zune users have dubbed the crisis "Y2K9" or "Z2K9," a reference to New Year's Eve and concerns over potential widespread computer failures on January 1, 2000 -- fears that proved unfounded.
Zune users were still trying to discover the cause of the problem Wednesday afternoon.
Microsoft Corp., maker of the Zune, posted this statement Wednesday morning on the Zune Web site: "Customers with 30gb Zune devices may experience issues when booting their Zune hardware. We're aware of the problem and are working to correct it. Sorry for the inconvenience, and thanks for your patience!"
Contacted Wednesday morning by e-mail, a Zune spokeswoman said, "We are actively working now to isolate the issue and develop a solution to address it. We will keep customers informed on next steps via the support page on http://www.zune.net/en-US/ (zune.net/support)."
Microsoft released its first Zune 30GB music player, a competitor to Apple's popular iPod, in 2006. No widespread glitches have been reported this week in its second-generation 80GB or 120GB models.



By Brandon Griggs CNN

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” -Mark Twain


2009 has some interesting things in store for this guy. Can't wait.

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Why is it that emotional issues seem to come in waves? Like right when I start dealing with one thing, another issue from the past hits me unexpectedly?

Although, I did notice that in the past I would hurt much more. Now, or at least today, I can analyze the situations, brush off the shoulder, and take my mind to a different place. So what does this mean? Growth? Is it healthy or not? Did I take a step forward or back?

I don't know, but it'd be cool if issues would just be nice and let me deal with them one at a time.

What a lame way to try to prove a point. After those hateful/inconsiderate protests in LA and other stunts like this...I'm still very glad I voted Yes on 8.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,464024,00.html

-Hey Isaiah, so what do you plan on doing during your day off?

Greater Love, More Assurance. Greater Righteousness, Less Doubt.

During these times, where it seems like more and more of my peers are standing up for issues that are of this world ...this is something I needed to hear.

On my way to work this morning, I saw a guy about my age, standing on the corner of Jamboree and MacArthur. He was clean cut, dressed in a nice suit, and was holding a big white sign saying something like, "Hard working, recent MBA Graduate looking for work." Since my office is right by that intersection, I would have liked to walk down there to take a picture and talk to him a little about the challenges he is facing. Looking back, I regret not taking that opportunity.

I happen to be an Industry Manager at Jobing.com - the nation's largest, locally-focused provider of employment media. We are a unique online community that provides the forum, resources, and technology to connect employers, job seekers, and community organizations. Although, I'm not a recruiter/headhunter and my job description doesn't involve actually getting people jobs, my every day entails talking to to Hiring Managers, HR Personnel, and proactive job seekers. And it seems like just about every one around me is adversely affected by the current state of the economy.

Seeing that guy on the corner is the reason for this blog entry. He really made me stop and think. And so I did. Every day I hear the same stuff, just coming from different people: Best friends, who by association alone are obviously great people, can't find a job in the industry they want to work in. Newlywed friends with no consistent income. College graduates who recently stepped into the "Real World", but have to settle for jobs that they could have got without a degree and all the student loans. Companies that are on a hiring freeze or forced to layoff a huge percentage of their employees. Clients who were unfortunately part of those layoffs. Colleagues who have been laid off out of necessity. Even my stepdad, has recently faced his own struggles being in the Financial Services Industry. Even as I write this blog, a guy came into the office to check the fire extinguisher. He saw our company logo and said, "Well now after seeing your company name...can you get me a better job?" We shared a half-hearted laugh together, but I couldn't help but notice that there seemed to be some seriousness behind his request.

As some of you may know, my company offers a pretty cool benefit where they cover 100% of my fuel costs, as well an additional stipend, as long as I wrap my car to look a little something like this:


Driving around in a car like that obviously attracts attention, that's kind of the point. But my point is that, now more than ever, I can't go anywhere without meeting someone who needs some type of career-related assistance. Just the other day I pulled up to my gym and a lady leaving kept looking at me curiously as I was organizing my gym bag. Finally she worked up the nerve to ask me about Jobing. She was in the mortgage industry for the past several years...and that should pretty much explain the rest. Also, a couple weeks ago I was picking up my tv from BestBuy and had to park out front. While I waited, 3 different people came up to me in a 10 minute span to ask about my company and how I might be able to help them out. Don't get me wrong though, I absolutely love that part of my job. In fact, I would say that my favorite part of my job is being able to help my friends, family, and even random strangers in any way that I can to help get their lives in order.

Its just that seeing stuff like this every day, some times brings me down. I find myself more often than I want to, agreeing with people who talk about how tough it is right now, and only offering up the generic,"Yeah, it really is tough right now. Things will turn around soon though. Just keep being positive." For the most part, all of that is true. Times are tough for both people with jobs and without. And you need to stay positive, because that's the only way to persevere. But the last part I can't say with much conviction...because honestly, who really knows when things will turn around? From what I am hearing and reading its actually just the opposite: Next month, things will get worse.

So Then What?

Well, that brings me back to the Title of this post and the jobless MBA grad. I was talking to my stepdad this morning about how my month has been from a professional standpoint. Its been just about my worst month yet, given my circumstance. And what makes it even worse is that my worst month followed my best months ever. That in itself is enough of a disappointment to rattle anyone. What makes it so difficult for me is that, I love to win, but I hate to lose even more...and I can't help to feel that i've been losing all month long. I know I'm probably making it sound much more severe then it actually is, but that's just me...all my life i've been harder on myself than anyone else. But Eddie(stepdad) broke it down for me, "You know, what they say really is true: tough times don't last, tough people do. You'll be alright Brandon, just do the best that you can do."

I don't know who "they" is, but the quote really made me think. Nobody knows how long it'll take, but things will EVENTUALLY turn around and get easier. And then things will get hard again at some other point in life. This has been the first time that a bad economy has actually affected me in a career. And for good reason. I think the last time things were difficult was in 2001...but luckily back then I was just graduating from high school and entering a new chapter at Vanguard University. These past several months have provided me with a very valuable lesson and has helped me grow more than I probably even know yet. In order to Last, People need to be Tough. The way I interpret that quote is that we need to be Mentally Tough. If you are struggling to find a job, don't just go through the motions. Sit down and think about how you can differentiate yourself from everyone else. Be creative. Be persistent. Be tenacious. Be consistent. Do what you have to do to stand out. And the same goes for those of us that have jobs that are more than just a 9 to 5. If you are in control of your own destiny, then be grateful for that. Many people don't have control on how their company performs and those very same people can't really do much to avoid company lay offs. But those of us that can measure our performance, need to absolutely be mentally tough. Its so easy to use the economy as an excuse, but I don't remember one time that I gave the economy credit for me doing well. If I can take credit for the good times, I sure as hell better take accountability for the bad times. All you have to do is your best...which sadly is a lot easier said then done.

Like the MBA grad on the corner, i'm sure he isn't the only person in his position without a job. But just look at the statement he made today. He was willing to do what it takes to stand out in a crowded sea of unemployment. He was up before I even was, ready to Do His Best that day. And you know what? I know many people took notice. I wouldn't even be surprised if he got a job offer today. In fact, I don't know if he knew this or not, but he was standing directly across the street from Priority Staffing. And if those girls were doing their best today, they would have already figured out the perfect client of theirs to make the placement.

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Talks With Mike Greenman


I enjoy the shot that the attractive girls union takes at the SF Giants. Nobody relevant likes them.

To all readers of my blog:

Whether you read We All Get Older...We Don't All Get Grown publicly or anonymously, sporadically or consistently...I need some help. I was recently invited to be a contributor on a website/blog network focused on 20-something life. The site is put together well and I like the fact that you can get real, authentic perspectives from your peers on a wide variety of topics. I'll give more info on the site, when I actually accept the offer.

Needless to say, I am interested and I would have joined already, except for one hold up. I need to submit a 300 word bio and I am having trouble writing about myself. I know its not much, but i'm finding it hard(that's what she said, haha) to summarize everything I am, in 300 words. I thought it might be helpful to see what others think of me, the stuff I write about when I am serious about it, and what you would say if asked to summarize Brandon Lagao. If you don't mind others reading it, post your version of my bio in my comments or if you want to keep it private, email it to me: bhova22@gmail.com I appreciate any of you who take the time to help on this. Who knows, I might end up using your input. At the very least, it will be used for inspiration.

Also, thank you in advance to my friends who choose to use this time as a chance to make fun of me. Where would I be without you guys :)

My favorite commercial probably ever.

My co-worker and I were just talking about a very pressing issue. Something everyone knows about, but never speaks about it aloud. Here was the question as posed:



"Hey, why the heck does coffee always make me have to poop?!"



There was no disagreement here. In fact, he started talking about how "it starts to direct traffic"...i had no idea what he was talking about, so i cut him off and said, "Nevermind, I'll just Google it." So I did. In the searchbox, "Why does coffee make me have to poop?". The results were overwhelming, but I still did not find any concrete facts. Here is what the rest of the world is saying:

• Probably because all of the mouse turds in the coffee grounds. (i'm not sure how drinking turds makes you turd)


• Its not just the coffee, its the warmth of it. (i'm going to test this theory with an iced coffee this afternoon)


• Its a natural laxative


• One answer was simply: Gastrocolic Reflex (umm...)


• Caffeine is a diuretic.

This topic is up for discussion. I look forward to any comments.

1. Strength Comes From Working Out Differences: (learned from a rather brutal conversation I had today) In my particular conversation, no differences were really worked out, but it got me thinking. What would be considered a better, more fruitful relationship:
   -a couple that never has to deal with conflict and cruises through life either in complete agreement or ignoring their disagreements in order to stay "happy".
   
   Or
   
   -a couple that seems to face a lot of conflict. Has differing perspectives on different things. Confronts each other in order to resolve these problems. And eventually learns more about the other, learns more about them self, sees things from a different perspective, and learns how best to work through these differences.
   
   If I was to share my answer, I think being happy and not having any conflict sounds refreshing and very comfortable. It definitely sounds like a easier road to travel. But i also think(cliche' warning), that nothing amazing ever comes easy. The greater the risk, the greater the reward. What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. My choice would be the hard road..sounds crazy, but really, how boring does the easy road sound? Its like, if i'm snowboarding-- I can take the easy runs and I guarantee I won't fall(unless some crazy asian tourist loses control and crashes into me). I'd be the best on those runs and all the beginners would see. But the truth is, I'm not worried about falling. I want to take the double black diamond run. My reasoning: even if I ride on the bunny slopes all day and never fall, i'll still only be a novice at the end of the day. But if I master the double black diamond, with all the risk of falling, the risk of getting hurt, the risk of not being able to finish-- still, at the end of the day I am that much closer to being an expert.
   
   
2. A Challenge Brings Out The Best In Us: (Learned from reading through Men's Health at the gym tonight.) This one is pretty self-explanatory. A challenge should be embraced because in the end, succeed or fail, it makes us better people. Challenge brings out the best in us, but what a lot of people don't think about is that, a challenge also brings out the best in those that surround us. If I rise to a challenge that I face at work, my coworkers will be that much more inspired to do the same. If a player on an underdog team rises to the challenge of facing a bigger and better team, his teammates will follow that lead. If a married couple on the verge of divorce decides to take their problems head on and seek out a solution, they may inspire another couple in a similar position to fight on as well. I think that concept is so awesome. Maybe that's why I voted Republican-- cause I like the challenge(not handouts).
   
   
3. Honesty Always Trumps Insincerity: (learned from reminiscing on my day) This is one of my daily challenges: be honest and hurt someone. Or be insincere and keep them happy and blissfully ignorant. If I care about you, you'll get lots of honesty from me. You may not like it, but someone needs to be the messenger. TRUST ME though when I say, IT IS HARD being that guy. I don't want to hurt anyone. But am I hurting someone more by not being honest with them about "how i see it"? For the answer to that, I look to God:
   Proverbs 27:17- "As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another." (NIV)
   "You use steel to sharpen steel, and one friend sharpens another." (The Message)
   
   
4. Believe In Yourself: (learned from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium) I think this is the theme of the movie. Believe in yourself. "It sounds a little too selfish, a little too close to "Follow your heart, no matter what anyone says." When taken out of context as it often is at the movies, and in real life it can lead to all sorts of bad decisions such as hasty marriages, even hastier divorces, quitting college, or even joining the peace corp! Following your heart often translates into following your emotions, and emotions are fickle. But the truth is, there's nothing wrong with following our hearts as long as we lend our brains and our souls to the proposition, too. God created in each one of us talent, passion and drive to do ... something.
   
   We are God's creatures, and each of us carry a "sparkle"--something greater than ourselves trying to get out. And believing in yourself enough (being courageous enough) to make that happen, well, that's a great thing indeed."

I'm watching this movie right now, I've never seen it before, but just watching it makes me really happy. Its like everything has a deeper meaning...and its a G rated movie! Its showing me how much I love imagination. I think imaginiation is under-appreciated and often seen as strange. It reminds me of a play that I wrote in second grade. I'm not exactly sure what the assignment was, but I remember taking charge and writing this scene for me and my group to perform. I was so excited to create a world that was so different than the traditional sense. Once it was done, and we all were playing our specific parts in front of the class, I can remember my group not really enjoying what I wrote because it was so different then what they were used to. I still feel that way as an adult, like my imagination will be looked at as weird and not accepted. I think that I still have that imagination to this day, and I hope to have it still when I am 243 years old.

I just saw a midget...its going to be a good day." - Jay Foulk

I never thought a game where so many points were scored could get boring. USC could have easily put up 100 against this sorry team.




On another note: When the hell did they ban alcohol from college football games? All that does is promote binge drinking. People are flamebroiled before kickoff, rather then drunkenness spread out through the entire game. I swear walking around outside of the coliseum reminded me of trips to Vegas or Cabo. I knew that in those places you could cruise around public with booze, but I had no idea that you could get publicly plastered in the heart of LA surrounded by 5-0...maybe it was just an exception because it was homecoming.

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read 'Vote Obama, I need the money.' I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a 'Obama 08' tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference -- just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.

Joe Paycheck
--

My co-worker forwarded me this email today. I thought it was a very realistic and practical way of looking at Obama's ideology. As awesome as living in a Utopia sounds, sadly that is not the society we live in. I'd like to see all Obama supporters who are earning a paycheck, to take this into consideration before election day. Especially, voters who are in my age group. I guess you can take this as a challenge of sorts: I, Brandon Lagao, personally think that the majority of voters around my age group will be voting for Obama simply based on Trendiness and Susceptibility to a good Marketing Campaign. Yeah, I said it. Now prove me wrong. For the next paycheck you earn, inform your employer beforehand, to take a nice sized percentage of it and give it to somebody else that they feel needs it more than yourself. Make sure that you have No say in who your $$$ goes to.

It'll definitely be a great gesture of charity, but it will also show your support for Obama's plan to redistribute wealth among the nation and it will justify your vote. Here is the catch though...when taking on this challenge keep it to yourself and do not speak of it to anyone. This will keep the experiment honest and assure that you are doing it for the right reasons and not just to be seen doing something.

I'm Brandon Lagao and I approve this message.

I am so glad the NBA Season started today!

Brandon Lagao saves America. There are reports Brandon Lagao may run for President, making him the first ever Filipino American President.



(Thanks Carrasco.)

Remember that future entry on love I talked about...well here it is as promised! What can I say, I love the idea of "true love" and everything it stands for.

The lesson you learn from your very first failed relationship is that, every relationship you are in before you meet "the one" are learning situations. I know this and reluctantly accept this to be a truth. I consider myself to be a scholar of life and am in love with expanding my knowledge in anything from math to underwater basket weaving to the meaning of life. I'm not that great at math, i'm not sure I could even basket weave outside of water let alone submerged in it, and the meaning of life is something i've accepted i'll never fully know...but that doesn't stop my pursuit of knowledge, regardless of how trivial some of it may be. So, in my last "relationship", I took this whole "failed relationship-lessons thing" to a new level. It was probably one of the more ignorant things i've done lately, but in the end I can still look back at it as being productive.

Lets just put it this way, after date #1 of this relationship, the following words actually came out of my mouth: "She's cool but i'd never ever want to be in a serious relationship with her." When every positive is immediately followed by a "but", that relationship typically doesn't end in a long-lasting, meaningful relationship. It more likely then not, will end though. But nevertheless, I continued on for a few more months of this. Not one time during this process did my feelings change...but i continued on because it was fun and I kept telling myself that I would probably learn something that will improve me for my future someday. I've never been in a relationship before where my long term goal, wasn't something more meaningful. This was new and exciting for me. Wow, what an idiot. And like every other failed relationship, it ended. I finally came to my senses and decided I needed to stop this. Looking back, I did learn a lot though. I learned how to be less serious when it came to my love life. I expanded my already extensive spontaneity. I reinforced that i truly am a man of principal and my morals are my foundation when its all said and done. And probably most importantly, I learned to be less sensitive when it comes to how humans treat each other. I hope to take all these things into my next relationship, whether it be a failure or a success.


moral of the story: It's usually not a good idea to date someone for the sole purpose of gaining personal life lessons. Not only is it not fair to the other person, but it is a waste of time, money, and good date ideas :) Even if you learn something in the end, if that is your purpose, go serve in Africa for a month, interview an old couple that's been in the game for 50+ years, or just simply go to church...these will all teach you more and better prepare you to be a better husband or wife someday. A failed relationship is still just another failure in my book and God knows how awful failure makes me feel. Plus, i'm sure there are at least a few more failed relationships in my future, I might as well just let them come naturally.

Are people voting for him because of his policies?

I'm glad I finally ran across someone being straight-up about the economy and this election. It was everything I would have loved to sit down and write (but with way more facts backing up his statements) Do yourself a favor and read below. Necessary changes to your mindset should ensue.

http://www.brazencareerist.com/2008/10/08/the-truth-what-obama-and-mccain-won039t-tell-you-about-the-economy

First off, this isn't an observation, but I am watching the Project Runway Finale. Take from it what you please.

I made some observations the other day that i've been thinking about. The first one was when I was leaving the gym. I was walking to my car and some guy was walking towards the entrance and he pulled chapstick out of his and started to apply it. My first thought was, "That guy is probably gay." Seriously? I wondered why I thought that. I mean I use a little Burt's Bees daily. But then I realized that I always keep it in my car, unless I accidentally forget it in my pocket. And I always put it on in my car. hmm....

And when I was in Vons tonight, I saw some guy shopping and my immediate thought was, "Lets just say, i wouldn't trust my kids with that guy." (as if I was actually talking to somebody else) But the truth is, I wouldn't. He just had something about him. Just some observations, I thought were funny. Kinda sucks that I would assume those things without even knowing those guys, but it still makes me giggle a little.

Oh and by the way, I guessed Leanne would win and she did. I didn't even watch the show. I guess I just have an eye for fashion.

Tim Brown believes the Raiders can be good again -- wait, don't call him crazy yet. He thinks the Raiders can be good if Al Davis lets someone else make some decisions.

Brown let it be known yesterday in a radio interview with KHTK 1140 that he'd be willing to help Al out. Via the Raiders Blog at the Sacramento Bee:

"This is a place that can be turned around very easily," Brown said. "As much as people love Al, there's going to have to be somebody else there, I believe."

"As much as you can defend them certainly there are certain things that are indefensible," Brown said. "...Right now the perception of the Raiders is not good and that's what's so bad because it is a great organization. It's done great things in the NFL and for people to be anyway thinking the Raiders are just a laughing stock of the league, it hurts me. It really hurts me to the core. I really wish there was something I could do on a day-to-day basis to help that situation out."

Admirable, but not at all surprising from Tim Brown, who, despite being a Raider, was a class act throughout his career. It's good to see ex-players feel that kind of loyalty to an organization. I hope Davis does give him a chance to lend his expertise.

Along those same loyalty lines, Brown also had some stinging comments about former Raiders quarterback Rich Gannon, who recently called the Raiders organization "dysfunctional." From the Raiders Blog again:

Brown said if not for his intervening at times, Gannon would have had to fight his own teammates because of his attitude toward the organization.

"Gannon knows he came there with that 'I hate the Raiders' type mentality," Brown said. "He came in with that and showed that to all the players. And Gannon wasn't a very well- liked player his whole time with the Raiders. In fact he was downright hated."

So we can assume then that Rich Gannon will not be helping out with turning the Raiders around? Gotcha.


Borrowed from here: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner?author=MJD

I want to organize my postings into specific categories, yet I do not know how to set that format up. Can someone help with this?

My blogs are pretty simple and usually fall under one of 6 categories: Sports, Love/Relationships, Business/Career stuff, my relationship with God, Current Events, or just completely random thoughts that pop in to my mind. Oh yeah, and I also do enjoy posting lyrics from songs that say everything I am feeling, without me actually having to say a word...but i've purposefully tried not to do that as much.

I also haven't posted anything on "love" since i've been on blogger. More than anything, I really enjoy writing my thoughts out on love and relationships. I just think its extremely interesting how it all works and how powerful the feelings of true love can be. There are incredible extremes to love and in relationships and I just like to put my perspective out there for others to ponder or even disagree with me on. The best part of discussing the subject, thinking about it on my own, and struggling with Love in general, is that ultimately all of it is improving me as a person, in order to be a better husband for my future wife someday...even though I probably haven't met her yet. But I guess that can just be considered my gift to her :)

I'm sure i'll have something that can be put into the Love category soon.

Here's a little tidbit of insight on my life today so far...

1. I literally got 0 seconds of sleep last night because of a presentation I was working on.

2. I'm wearing a Cardigan today. And a V-Neck. Its like a double dose of classiness.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/lindsay-vanguard-says-2184545-students-became?referrer=facebook

I just heard Colbie Caillat's cover of "Kiss The Girl" from "The Little Mermaid" and I like it.

Whatever dude. See for yourself.

"Kiss The Girl"


Dang, I hope this song plays in my head next time its about to go down.

Not Bad.


(Could've done without being hunted by Cougars though.)

But for the love of God, please be informed. (my two cents)

Lane Kiffin: Youngest NFL head coach ever to be hired. Youngest NFL head coach ever to be fired.

Kiffin got the news in a phone call. In announcing the move, the team issued a two-sentence statement:

"Lane Kiffin has been released as head coach of the Oakland Raiders for cause. The Raiders will address the media at 2 p.m. this afternoon at the team's permanent facility in Alameda."

Seriously!? That's just dirty. Getting fired over the phone is like getting dumped via text message by your girlfriend of over a year. Or since it is a league as prestigious as the NFL, I would even compare it to receiving a call from your newlywed wife informing you that she is looking for someone else and that the divorce papers are in the mail.

Good luck to you Lane. Maybe Al Davis will screw you out of the rest of the $ on your contract and you can move on to be a successful coach somewhere else too, just like he did with Shanahan 20 years ago.

I wish I was a Father already! I am absolutely positive that Yo Gabba Gabba! would be the way we started off every day. Life just wouldn't get much better than that.

I got my car washed today at lunch. As they were drying it, it started to rain. Thats never happened to me before. But since I can just expense it, I found it to be pretty funny.

If I were a professional comedian I would write a joke that somehow asked the question, "Where is the worst place to drive in America?" And the answer/punchline would be "The parking lot of 99 Ranch Market in Irvine"

Trust me, it would be funny. It has all the key ingredients: its local, its racial, and its funny cause its true!!!

You heard it here first.

These Word Verifications are starting to get ridiculous. They are trying to make it so sites like these can't be spammed. But I seriously can't even figure it out for myself half the time. I'm not a robot!

I feel like every time I want to blog, I have to go through my own personal DaVinci Code experience.

I'm in 3 different fantasy football leagues...and after 2 weeks in the books, I still haven't won a game. This has never happened to me before. What the hell is going on? But still, I am keeping positive and I know my teams will start playing like they should.

They are making it so easy for me to vote for them :)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/e60/news/story?id=3571491&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1

I think it would be hilarious if Chad Ocho Cinco gets traded to another team and can't wear the number 85 because a veteran on the team already wears it. haha!

Why would a Chinese person ever eat at Pick Up Stix? They can get the real stuff at home whenever they want...

Maybe its because mexicans are cooking it.

It makes my heart happy...

http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/



UPDATE:
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I think its pretty funny when people that are going to the gym drive around for minutes trying to find the closest spot to the entrance in a packed parking lot, when about 30 yards away are tons of open spaces.

Umm, am I missing something here? Isn't the whole reason you're at the gym is to get some exercise!?! Those are the daily decisions that can really make a difference...stairs or elevator, sit or stand, park close or park just a little further away with ease.

It makes sense to me, but what do I know...

I think its funny when people record their answering machine message in the third person:

"hi you've reached, Willoughby's voicemail. Willoughby can't come to the phone right now but..."

Dude are you serious? I can tell thats your voice! Don't act like you have an assistant that records your messages for you and it just so happens that your assistant is also a master impressionist.

I don't know, its just a thought...

September 2nd, 2008... I spent Tuesday night proving that the art of blogging is alive and well... maybe just a little more public then Journaling. (Look away in deep thought, smirk, and look back at computer screen.) A small price to pay for an outlet for my thoughts. (screen fades out)

If Doogie Howser was writing this blog, above is what it would look like. I've been watching all of the Doogie Howser, M.D. episodes on Hulu.com and it inspired me to start blogging again. Haha, how awesome am I!?

I decided to leave the world of xanga and give blogger a shot. This time it will be different. I was reading through all of my past posts on xanga and although many of them made me laugh, most were just emotionally driven thoughts/blurbs/lyrics/etc... about things in my past better off forgotten. So anyways, i'm learning new things everyday and it'll be good to have an outlet to share them with the world. Good night!